Sonic R is a racer, Sonic 3D Blast is the clunky, isometric port of a clunky, isometric Genesis spin-off, and Sonic Jam is just an anthology. Like, what if the Nintendo 64 never had a Super Mario 64, just Mario Party and Mario Kart 64? That’s all Sonic had for the Saturn. That’s the gaming equivalent of, what, a clip-show episode of Boy Meets World? Yeah, there were Sonic games for the Saturn, but there wasn’t a SONIC game. Sonic, for various reasons, never made a proper debut on the Sega Saturn the good men and women of the Sega gaming world had to make due with an anthology collection and a weird on-foot racer. We didn’t see much of him on that system. Well, that’s not true-there was the Saturn. Hell, his metabolism alone probably keeps him up at night poor guy probably hasn’t slept since birth. Makes my heart beat really fast, like Sonic. I mean, I like the taste, but it isn’t nice to me.
Rating: 6 (taking “for its time” into account) 4 (if it were released today)ĭo you like coffee? Me either-upsets my stomach too much.
